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"It told me 'Outlook not so good' and honestly that was the most honest thing anyone's said to me in years."
— Someone, probably
"I shook it 47 times hoping for something positive. I did not get something positive."
— A person who should have stopped at 1
"Finally, a toy that understands me."
— Eeyore, Hundred Acre Wood
"I didn't even ask it a question and it still made me sad."
— This website's developer