HOTSQUATCH!
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"Twelve months of Sasquatch. Zero months of shame."
Twelve Sizzling Months
January
Squatch in a Hot Tub. Steam optional. Fur mandatory.
February
Squatch with Roses. Valentine's Edition. Single red rose. Smouldering gaze.
March
Squatch Doing Yoga at Sunset. Downward-facing Sasquatch.
April
Squatch in the Rain. Tasteful umbrella pose. Very mysterious.
May
Squatch Gardening in Short Shorts. Surprisingly good with tulips.
June
Pride Squatch. Fabulous & furry. Rainbow optional, confidence mandatory.
July
Beach Squatch in a Speedo. They said it couldn't be done. They were right.
August
Squatch at the BBQ. Apron. Nothing else. "Kiss the Cryptid."
September
Back-to-School Squatch. Sexy librarian glasses. Very learned.
October
Squatch-O-Lantern. Spooky & sultry. Carved pumpkin, carved physique.
November
Thanksgiving Squatch. Gobble gobble. That's it. That's the photo.
December
Fireside Squatch. Fur only. Tasteful log placement. Season's greetings.
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